Who said beer is just for guys? Girls who drink brewskis are easy going, sociable, and can certainly challenge you to a shotgunning challenge. And might even win.
If you’ve fallen for a lager-ale-stout-pilsner drinking gal, you’re in for a fun loving, smooth sailing relationship.
She probably had you at, “I drink craft beer”:
- You have a default beer pong partner everywhere you go.
- She doesn’t give a shit about drinking calories.
- You won’t have to pretend to know smart stuff about fancy wines.
- She is probably just as chill, and low-maintenance as her drink is.
- And if she’s not, at least her beer drinker image is doing a good job hiding her “crazy.”
- Chilling together will be as easy as getting a 6-pack…
- Okay, fine, maybe a 12 or 18 rack?
- She doesn’t mind a little mess.
- She can sit on a stoop with a 40 in a paper bag and be perfectly happy.
- She’ll never give you shit for spending money on beer drinking toys…
- In fact, she’ll probably make a beer helmet or funnel for you.
- She has had beer for dinner before.
- She doesn’t need a glass – she’ll drink it straight outta the bottle.
- She doesn’t get slop-fest drunk like the girl who’s dancing on the bar taking tequila shots.
- Two words: Power. Hour.
- What’s more awesome than smashing beer cans against your head with your bros?
- Smashing beer cans against your head with your girl.
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