17 Things to Know Before Dating a Girl Who Drinks Beer

Who said beer is just for guys? Girls who drink brewskis are easy going, sociable, and can certainly challenge you to a shotgunning challenge. And might even win.

If you’ve fallen for a lager-ale-stout-pilsner drinking gal, you’re in for a fun loving, smooth sailing relationship.

She probably had you at, “I drink craft beer”:

  1. You have a default beer pong partner everywhere you go.
  2. She doesn’t give a shit about drinking calories.
  3. You won’t have to pretend to know smart stuff about fancy wines.
  4. She is probably just as chill, and low-maintenance as her drink is.
  5. And if she’s not, at least her beer drinker image is doing a good job hiding her “crazy.”
  6. Chilling together will be as easy as getting a 6-pack…
  7. Okay, fine, maybe a 12 or 18 rack?
  8. She doesn’t mind a little mess.
  9. She can sit on a stoop with a 40 in a paper bag and be perfectly happy.
  10. She’ll never give you shit for spending money on beer drinking toys…
  11. In fact, she’ll probably make a beer helmet or funnel for you.
  12. She has had beer for dinner before.
  13. She doesn’t need a glass – she’ll drink it straight outta the bottle.
  14. She doesn’t get slop-fest drunk like the girl who’s dancing on the bar taking tequila shots.
  15. Two words: Power. Hour.
  16. What’s more awesome than smashing beer cans against your head with your bros?
  17. Smashing beer cans against your head with your girl.

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