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If I Can Suck Your Dick, You Can Deal With My Period

Ladies, we all know the feeling of being caught off guard.

*plop*

We haven’t been paying attention to how long it’s been since mother nature visited, and we feel that familiar plop from down below. We rush to grab a little cotton rocket or sad excuse for a strip of a diaper and pray that nothing leaked through or stained anything.

Just like every other month, we’ve started our period. No big deal – it’s inconvenient, and those cramps can be some of the worst things we’ve experienced, but we’re honestly just glad that we’re not pregnant. We’re badasses, and we’ve done this before.

Then it hits us – this weekend was supposed to be our romantic date night. We finally don’t have work, family, or anything else vying for our attention. And after date night usually comes sex…. whelp, not anymore, right?

Wrong.

Ladies, just hold on a second. Think about all that you do for your man for a second. Have you given him a blowjob recently? Have you sucked him after a long day, but still before his shower? Have you let him cum in your mouth and spit, or even swallowed? Have you ever let him cum on you wherever he liked?

Your man, who you love very much, pees out of that dick. It’s not like he tastes amazing, especially after a long day. And please, let’s all admit that the cum is not like a vanilla syrup. It’s kind of sour, and, if they haven’t had enough water that day, have just too many weird, thick strings.

You do a lot for your man. Yet, as soon as you begin to spot, it becomes blow job week? No fun for you, you just get hormones, cramps, tears, and expensive pieces of cotton to keep you company. However, he still expects you to pleasure him?

Excuse me, but no.

That blood means that you two were successful at not getting pregnant for another month. Those condoms and birth control actually worked – yay you!

Why not celebrate that with some fucking? He won’t even see the blood for that long, and it’s not that difficult to take a shower after the fact and rinse off. Not to get too gross either, but you’re already naturally lubed up…

Just saying…

Plus, many women are horniest around this time. Why not actually take advantage of when you’re in the mood all the time? No need for headache excuses for you. You’ll be ready to go quicker than he will be.

He really doesn’t know what he’s missing during that week. Let him know, and ease him into it. If he just isn’t into it, then it’s not blowjob week either. Simple. You deserve to have fun that week just as much as he does, if not more.