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19 Sexy Things Your Guy Does That You’re Actually Not So Thankful for

Tis the season to feel grateful.  It’s that time of year where we want to give thanks for all of the gifts we’ve been given, experiences we’ve had, and people who have loved us.

While counting our #blessings, we’re reminded of all those “gifts??? we wish we could give back.

Our readers told us the absolute worst things their men have ever done in bed!  These, sir, we are NOT thankful for:

Easy there, buddy!

“Sometimes I think he is giving my clit a tiny BJ. It’s not a dick, don’t treat it like one. He needs to learn to work finger and tongue together. And for the love of God, don’t stop when I’m on the platform!???

-Annie, 19

I didn’t want to keep the rubber…

“I guess we did it too rough and the condom got stuck in me. It was horrifying. I didn’t know what the hell to do. After trying numerous things, we found the stupid thing. Thank God! That was the most embarrassing experience of my life. FML.”

-Alexis, 22

Boobs were NOT meant for THAT!

“Humping my boobs! He likes to place his junk in between my boobs and hump! I don’t care for it… The boob humping could stop!???

-Jamie, 23

Who wants Jell-O?

“He puts his fingers in me and rubs really fast and hard. It feels good, but also makes me incredibly aware of the fact that my inner thigh and belly fat are wobbling wildly. Instant turn off.???

-Kendell, 19

Say WHAAAAT!?

“He said, ‘Don’t you like it when daddy rapes you?’ I did not know what to say. I faked it and just tried my best to make him cum as quickly as possible. Later on, I told him never to repeat that again.???

-Jenn, 22

We’re not wrestling, there’s no need for a choke hold.

“Grabbing my neck to choke me. Apparently a lot of girls are into it… I am not one of them.???

-Leslie, 29

There are some things that are just off-limits…

“My guy is far from shy when it comes to trying anything new. While I’m usually open for new experiences, the moment I was going down on my guy and he began to push my head towards his butt… I decided it was time to set some anti-booty hole boundaries!???

-Amanda, 19

Ouch!!!

“He sucked my toe and used his teeth.???

-Laura, 26

Do NOT bend this girl over again!

“I hate doggie style! All I do is queef and it just sets the mood off making fart noises out of my vagina.???

-Sandra, 28

That boy’s about to get beaten up…

“When they call me a whore, I get you’re trying to talk dirty, but it really just makes me want to turn around and slap you.???

-Shayla, 20

Maybe silence isn’t so golden…

“He’s so against dirty talk! It gets so quiet that I wonder if he even knows I’m there!???

-Maddy, 18

If it’s good luck when a bird poops on you, is this ‘gift’ extra good luck?

“Cumming on me. It always gets in my hair and generally all over me. I’m on birth control so I think I’d rather take the risk and not have such a mess every time we fool around.???

-Janet, 21

Remind us not to have a salad at her house…

“[on bringing food to bed] I think he might try to run through everything in the fridge and freezer that is the right shape… carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, ice pops… please make it stop! TBH, I like the ice pops.???

-Rachel, 21

That could’ve ended in an extra ‘gift’ for him!

“He put his finger in my ass suddenly. I didn’t know if I needed to shit or not. Lol.???

-Alli, 24

Well, that’s a different take on a *69.

“He wanted to eat my ass and me to do the same for him… I hate it- it’s gross.???

-Whitney, 30

Get it together Siri!

“He accidentally placed my phone under my pillow once, and while I was getting ready to climax, Siri said ‘What was that again, [name]?’ I died laughing.???

-Danielle, 24

Ice, Ice, Baby.

“We tried playing around with an ice cube and using it to tease and it was no fun. It ruined the moment and I was laying in a puddle the rest of the night.???

-Donna, 24

#sorrynotsorry…

“One time, I was giving a guy head and he pushed my head down so far that I gagged and gagged and finally threw up all over his dick. Sorry not sorry, bro but I tried to stop you.???

-Katie, 26

…and to finish with dessert.

“While getting sexy and using whipped cream, my boyfriend took it too far by putting whipped cream on his unshaved balls… not sexy sucking whipped cream out of pubes.???

-Tammy, 27