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To the Jerk Who Wanted a Virgin to Put Out

We first met working at a warehouse. When I first met you, I thought you were very cute. Then we started talking during work. And hanging out at our lunch time.

We got to know each other pretty well I'd say. You had this faux hawk that I was very attracted to. We started texting after work.

Well, we'd get off work around 2:30pm if we didn't work any overtime. We texted back and forth for a couple weeks before you asked if I wanted to hang out after work.

At the time I was working two jobs, both in the same city. I said yes to hanging out with you on a certain day because I also had a meeting for my other job that same day.

So after work, I drove us both to your place. That should've been my first clue. You didn't have a car. What was I thinking? We got to your place.

I find out you sleep on the couch and that it wasn't even your apartment. You were staying with friends. We played some video games.

You kicked my butt at a Mario game, I forget which one. We went to get Bubble Tea, you and your friends were obsessed with it.

I had never heard of it and I knew why after trying it. That was disgusting. I haven't tried it since. Maybe my taste buds have changed or maybe not.

We ended the night with a lingering hug. Which was nice. I left and went to my work meeting. You got laid off at the end of the week.

We texted here and there and that's when I found out that all you wanted was sex or at the very least a blow job. I couldn't believe what I was reading on my phone.

Are you kidding me?! How would I know that unless you said something?! I'm not a mind reader. Then I told you that since I was still a virgin that wasn't going to happen.

I don't hookup especially since I'd never done anything at that time. Then I asked "Well, what then, had we done something?"

You told me, "Well, I'd probably just call or text you if I wanted to get laid or a BJ." I was like, "Wow, if you don't say something then how would I know that?"

And then I said a very nice fuck you. Because let's face it, you weren't getting any from me especially after that.