32 Things Only People Who Love Spicy Food Will Understand

You are what you eat, and you ain’t no boring piece of white bread:

  1. You’re fiery and passionate about all things in your life.
  2. No food is ever too spicy. Ever.
  3. You know that adding hot sauce to your food is just immediately upgrading it.
  4. Tapatio or Sriracha? You’re one or the other, dude.
  5. Habanero, Jalapeno, and Chipotle are completely different tastes…
  6. Anyone who doesn’t know that just has a problem.
  7. You love a good adventure.
  8. You love it when someone dares you to try the spiciest atomic wing…
  9. Challenge accepted.
  10. On more than one occasion, you’ve returned your Bloody Mary to the bartender…
  11. I’m sorry, but a drop of Tobasco just isn’t going to cut it.
  12. You are able to enjoy a bite from a raw pepper. Goddamn, it hurts so good.
  13. But when you forget to wash you hands and you accidentally touch your eyes after…
  14. You immediately hate everything.
  15. You were absolutely meant to live in either Mexico or Thailand.
  16. A waiter asking if you’d like sauces or spices with your meal is just illogical.
  17. Don’t ask silly questions, sir.
  18. When a waiter says, I’m sorry we can’t make that spicy…
  19. You just laugh and say, where there’s a will, there’s a way.
  20. You get great pleasure out of seeing other people try your food.
  21. You are familiar with and have experienced hott butt.
  22. If you don’t know what that is, you’re a fraud.
  23. You buy the Costco size crushed red pepper container…
  24. And it’s usually gone in under 3 weeks.
  25. You’re no dummy. Spicy food is really good for you. That’s a fact.
  26. You live life on the edge.
  27. There have been times where you get overly confident…
  28. You dive right in and drench your food with badass levels of heat.
  29. Your face begins to sweat…
  30. Your mouth is on mother f*cking fire…
  31. And you kind of hate yourself for a minute.
  32. But hey, no pain, no gain.

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