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25 Things To Remind Yourself When Your Day Kinda Sucks

Any time you’re having a shit day and your social anxiety is kicking your ass, just look at this article, pretend to be doing something really important, and avoid eye contact with everyone:

  1. Anyone who tells you that they know exactly what they’re doing, is full of shit – we all just follow our instincts and hope for the best.
  2. Never let your fear and anxiety stop you from going after what you want. You never lose. You either win or you learn.
  3. If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just know there are people who pay $19.99 a month for Tinder Plus.
  4. Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.
  5. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.
  6. Before something great happens, everything falls apart.
  7. Not all superheroes wear capes. Some of them make minimum wage, smoke marijuana and have red delivery uniforms.
  8. Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.
  9. Canceling on someone because of your nap is a totally legitimate reason. #ballsohard
  10. Live on the edge: be a certified G and turn on your read receipts on your phone.
  11. Anytime someone tries to guilt you about your unhealthy eating habits, tell them that shutting the fuck up is gluten free, too.
  12. Your Brain during the day: I’m hungry. Cheese. Potato. Your brain during the night: What is our presence in the universe? Why is there all this stuff in the universe, and why is it governed by such exquisitely precise laws? fuck.
  13. Be your weird self. The best people are weird.
  14. All you need is wine.
  15. Put up a fucking fight for what you love.
  16. Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
  17. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else liked them. Set them free again.
  18. Life isn’t about finding yourself; life is about creating yourself.
  19. It’s better to have loved and lost than to be with a psycho for the rest of your life.
  20. Dance whenever the hell you want to dance.
  21. Decide who you want to be and what it is you want. Write that shit down. Make a fucking plan. And work on it. Every. Single. Day.
  22. The shittier people are, the more you should work on yourself. By focusing on yourself and being the best version you can be, everything will fall into place.
  23. We’re all equally afraid – it’s okay to be afraid. The trick is not fighting it.
  24. Never cry over anyone. Do some squats and make them cry wishing they still had dat ass.
  25. When you look at yourself in the mirror you should see a unicorn, a badass unicorn.