Some people are notorious for changing their number every two months. You, on the other hand, have only had one number… like, ever:
- You receive text messages asking if this is still your number…
- Five years after not talking to someone.
- You have contacts saved in your phone from 2004.
- When old friends don’t know your phone number by heart…
- You’re legitimately offended.
- When getting a new SIM card, you’re sent into a slight state of panic…
- But I can keep my number right???????
- If you’re from NYC you’re “a 917”…
- Never 646, 347, or any other silly area code.
- You’ve drunk dialed your ex-ex-boyfriend’s sister’s best friend by accident.
- Sh*t. Just… sh*t.
- If you’ve spent a significant amount of time out of the country before…
- You’ve actually paid the fee to keep your number active.
- Because ain’t nobody gonna ever get your number.
- Sometimes you wish you didn’t have the same number you had when you were 13…
- Because some things are better left in your teenage years.
- But the thought of getting a new phone number is horrifying.
- People go through numbers like underwear…
- While you’ve been wearing the same pair for a decade.
- You have someone saved in your phone as DON’T PICK UP.
- That same number has been calling you for 7 years…
- Yelling in Spanish, asking for Maria.
- Honestly, Maria doesn’t even deserve your pity anymore.
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