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16 Perks of Being A Boss Ass Bitch

You have this adorable tendency to get a little too loud and throw fits from time to time. But you’re no self-absorbed, egotistical, crazy psychos, you’re actually just one badass bitch who can light up a room in seconds. You don’t take shit from anyone, you know how to get what you want when you want it. Yeah, a lot of people think you’re a little too over-the-top, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. So from one unapologetic boss ass bitch to another, here are the perks of being us. 

1. We know that being entitled isn’t a bad thing.

Nothing short of the best will do. Boss ass bitches work hard, play hard, and treat themselves to the finest things in life.

2. That’s why people respect us for asserting ourselves.

We are the exact opposite of push-overs. If someone is hogging an extra seat on the train, we are not going to stand around because we’re too scared to speak up. We make direct eye-contact and politely demand the seat in the kindest way possible.

3. We’re always satisfied because we don’t let anyone push us around.

Did the barista make your latte with skim instead of soy? We’re not going to say oh well and move on. We’re getting our freaking soy latte.

4. To say we’re entertaining is an understatement.

So we’re a little loud, but at least everyone can hear. We’ll be the first ones to make fun of our antics and dramatic storytelling. We are literally the life of the party. 

5. And always being in the center of attention means that people know what we want.

We’re always ranting and raving about how badly we want a raise. Match that with hard work and determination—guess who gets the raise.

6. So basically, we can charm the pants off of anyone.

Boss as bitches are basically professional flirters. Our enthusiasm, self-confidence, and ability to keep a conversation engaging can make anyone fall in love.

7. ‘Dull’ and ‘boring’ don’t exist in our dictionary. 

We will always have something going on. We’re fiercely invested in our friends’ lives and get incredibly excited when good things happen to them, or get genuinely upset when our friends get hurt. And we will do anything to cheer them up and make them laugh.

8. We get free shit and amazing service because we know how to *properly* complain.

If the hotel room sucks and has a terrible view, we will not shrug it off and suffer. Hell no. We will be at the concierge faster than you can blink and politely inform the hotel of the sub-par arrangements. If they don’t budge, we raise our voices ever so slightly so the entire lobby can hear about the awful service. And voila, say hello to a complimentary upgrade and free drinks at the mini bar.

9. We’re natural born leaders, which helps us slay in group projects and meetings.

Boss as bitches work hard and fast, and we don’t let anyone get in the way of our goals. Put us in a group and we’ll organize everyone, give out tasks, and get it done. We’re not bossy, we just have high expectations for ourselves and everyone around us.

10. We’re just the right amount of confident and humble.

We wouldn’t be loud and dramatic if we weren’t fully prepared to get shit for it. Whether they’re jealous or just rigid, people who can’t handle us will try to knock us down. But we’re in the limelight because we can take the heat.

11. We can get shit done.

We are efficient as fuck. We’re impatient, demanding, and like it done right the first time. Think Amanda Priestly meets Naomi Campbell. We’re dominant and feminine at the same damn time.

12. Yes, we’re competitive AF, but it pushes us to work as hard as we can.

We don’t want to be anything short of the best. Boss ass bitches might be a little too type A, but there’s nothing wrong with having high standards and a passion for having things on our terms. If a professor gave us an unfair grade, you can be sure that we’ll be in his office petitioning for reconsideration.

13. We know how to pick our fights.

Boss ass bitches can rub some people the wrong way. We can always stand up and defend ourselves, but we know how to judge if it’s worthwhile or not. Sometimes we let it go; sometimes we put people in their place. If you don’t like it, get out of the way.

14. No one ever forgets our names.

We’re too loud and friendly to ever be forgotten. Even if a boss ass bitch has a common name, no one will ever forget the girl who told the party how much of an airhead she was when she tripped over herself while playing Candy Crush walking down the street.

15. Adapting to new environments and personalities comes naturally to us.

We’ve been around enough personality types to read what a situation calls for. We can tone it down or go all out because we’re quite good at reading reactions.

16. No matter where we are or what we do, it’s nothing short of fabulous.

Every day is Treat Yo’self day. We don’t need any excuses to let ourselves be happy.

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