There’s nothing wrong with loving the finer things in life. You live for the ultimate luxuries: cashmere, fleece, down feathers, the list goes on and on. Remember those insanely soft sweatpants from Hollister? Yeah, serious guilty pleasure.
1. Bed: there’s no place you’d rather be.
You and your bed have an unbreakable bond. It’s your sanctuary, your heaven, and your boyfriend. Each morning when you part, your heart breaks a little.
2. When you have to go out, you wear soft leggings or loose cotton shorts.
Being away from your bed is hard enough, so you only wear clothes that feel soft and cozy. Pants are your greatest enemy, but you’ll compromise with leggings or yoga pants. During the summer, you’re all about that cotton short trend.
3. You’ve seriously contemplated wearing sweatpants on a date.
As a firm believer in personality over appearance, you’d rather impress a guy with your mind than your body. Well honestly you don’t really care, you just want to stay in your sweats all the time.
4. After you landed the boyfriend, he only saw you in sweats and a messy bun.
Once you got the guy, you didn’t waste any time getting comfortable. Literally. You wouldn’t want a guy who wants you to be dressed up and cute all the time anyway.
5. You’ve brought your blanket to class/work because you couldn’t bear parting with it.
It’s just too soft to leave behind. And no one can question you because it’s far too cold in your office.
6. Your hair is literally always in a bun.
Having long hair is a blessing and a curse. It looks beautiful when it’s down, but it’s way too much work to manage on the daily. You want it out of your face and off your neck.
7. The greatest feeling on the planet is ripping off your bra at the end of the day.
No further explanation needed.
8. The second greatest feeling is taking out your contacts and putting on glasses.
If you wear contacts, you know the struggle. No matter how moist you keep them, they somehow still manage to be annoying. Taking those suckers out is such a relief.
9. Your bed is covered in plush blankets and fluffy pillows.
You daydream about your bed like a dog dreams of belly rubs. It’s incredibly invigorating to run home at the end of the day and leap onto your cloud of a bed.
10. You buy your clothes based on the softness and comfort of wearing them.
If you manage to find something soft, slouchy, and fashionable, you’re sold. It’s hard to not look like a frump when you’re always comfortable clothes, but you manage to pull off that boho chic look (translation: overpriced cardigans from Urban).
11. As fugly as they are, you love wearing Uggs in the winter, or at least around the house.
Who could blame you? Yes, you know that they are heinous, but you’re literally walking around on sheepskin.
12. After a shower, you love wrapping yourself in a fleece robe, slipping on your cloud-like slippers, and curling up in a blanket.
Shower time is you time. You get to soften your skin, wash your body with luxurious oils (or at least pretend to), and step out refreshed and clean. Next, you get all cozied up and lounge around for a while, watching Netflix or drinking tea. Nothing gets better than that.
13. You’ve wrapped yourself up in nothing but your softest blanket and walked around your house like a queen overlooking her kingdom.
Sometimes you’re really not in the mood for clothes. Nothing will do but your blanket and slippers, and that’s perfectly fine for you.
14. What you wear to bed is a big deal: you either sleep naked with lots of blankets, or wear the softest fleece pjs.
Depending on the season or your mood you’ll either sleep naked wrapped in blankets, or wear ultra soft sweats.
15. You’ve got that one shirt that you can’t live without. It’s been worn to bed, and then work the next day.
It is the softest most perfect shirt you’ve ever had. It’s a gift from the comfort gods, and you cannot live without it.