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    20 Pieces of Advice From a Veteran Drinker

    Like many in their 20’s, I’ve spent much of my young adult life consuming copious amounts of alcohol resulting in days worth of recovering.  Every single time, I say I’ll never drink again, and every single time, I do. I’ve been there, done that, and have learned many, many, lessons along the way.  Beware party […] More

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    Life is Full of Unknowns, But You've Been the Biggest Surprise of All

    At first, I didn’t expect anything from you. I mean, why would I?  You were supposed to be a fling, a guy I’d likely see here and there and exchange a quick friendly glance with. Some guy that I’d probably never hate, but certainly would never love either.  I’ve always been so used to doing […] More

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    25 Initial Thoughts When You Find out Your Ex Is Engaged

    There’s nothing in this world that could possibly prepare us for that one FB notification we all dread.  When our ex settles down for the long haul. We’re sure she’s a great girl, and they’ll be really happy together, we just can’t shake that salty feeling that this is actually real life.  “I need to […] More

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    If Bikini Season is Getting to You, Read This

    It gets harder to feel attractive as the sun comes out and bikini wearing babes take over. Almost everywhere you go, you see tiny girls with fitted tops, short shorts, and seemingly perfect, beachy hair and it's hard not to envy them. There will always be someone who seems prettier, smarter, or just better than […] More

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    Honestly, What Your Mom Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her

    Now that you’re older, you’ve probably gained a newfound appreciation for your mom.  You have no idea how she put up with you as a kid, but nothing makes you happier than accepting that she’s no longer just a parental figure, she’s one of your very best friends. But like any friendship, there are a […] More

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    Sorry, but I Don't Like You Nearly as Much as You Think I Do

    The struggle is real: even though I’d rather not waste my energy on friendships that don't make me a better person, some not-so-awesome people I know just can’t take a hint. I may seem nice, but they have no idea what I really think. I’m sorry, but just because you think I like you, doesn’t mean […] More

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    10 Sassy Shut-Downs for Every Pathetic Breakup Line Out There

    It’s pretty difficult to take the high road when guys feed us this much crap. Like please, spare us, and just be brutally honest, we can handle it. And yet, here we are, he’s trying to “let us down gently” when in reality he’s just sounding like a major douche. So sorry, but if he thinks we’re […] More

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    I Can Finally See the Silver Lining to Him Walking Away

    I think about him sometimes. I wonder where he is and who he's there with. I imagine a beer in his hand and a pile of empty cans near his feet. He has a girl leaning in close, but no matter how close she gets he'll never let her 100% in. He always had a […] More

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    11 Misconceptions of the Girl Who Chooses the Homebody Lifestyle

    Don’t you feel like there isn’t enough time in the day? Like part of you wants to go out and be with everyone, but then your introverted side is trying to convince you to stay home and chilllll. Because when you stay home, you can get all your shit done, but when you go out […] More

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    Life Lessons from Kindergarten, as Told by Your Savage Twenty-Something

    Being a twenty-something in this unforgiving world is a lot of fun and a lot of suck.  We probably didn’t need these life lessons to be sugar coated back then and we definitely don’t now.  If you have nothing nice to say, shut your pie hole. Listen to your mother. Because she probably already knows […] More

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    Real Love Won't Break You, It'll Put Your Broken Heart Back Together

    I’ve been hurt one too many times, and unfortunately, have hurt others just as much, if not more.  I’ve lied, cheated, and have been downright awful, and the same has been done to me. I felt defeated. Love had given up on me, and I had given up on love. It’s easy to be fooled […] More

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    A Thank You to My Mom for Being My Biggest Fan and My Toughest Critic

    Because, well, you are the best mom a person could ever ask for. So thank you for… Making me your favorite. I know you’ve got other kids, but we both know I’m your favorite. And by 'we both' I mean all of us.  Making me awesome as all hell, all because you are you. Not […] More

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