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    8 Reasons to Date the Girl with a Big Family

    No realtionship is truly exclusive – friends, ex’s, everyone wants to be a part of it. FAMILY ESPECIALLY. And not only do you get her but you get everyone related to her!  All 100 of them! Every damn person wants to meet you, wants to know your story. They want to love you and interrogate you […] More

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    10 Thoughts You Have before Finally Getting out of Bed

    It’s 7 am, well, no…let’s be more realistic here…it’s approaching 11am and you haven’t moved a damn muscle. It still looks like midnight in your bedroom because the sun is just barely creeping through your window. Has this bed gotten more comfortable over the past eight hours or have you been that desperate for a […] More

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    They Never Prepared Me for This

    I was pretty damn lucky to grow up with parents watching over me. They raised me, loved me and guided me from my rebellious ways. They were a buffer, a fluffy pillow between me and reality. Any moment went through them before it hit me – making it a bit less tragic or painful and they […] More

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    Confessions of a Girl Who Refuses to Decide

    So there’s a glass of wine, or beer, but you’re feeling wine today, ahhh THEY HAVE COCKTAILS TOO?! Great. Can you have all three? No…right…it’s still early, okay. Why does each and every similar situation bring you back to your mother, trying to let you pick out candy bars as a kid? Which didn’t actually […] More

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    The 10 Commandments of the Openly Blunt Girl

    Let’s face it, being the blunt girl is not always the greatest trait to posses. You spend your days scaring off new friends and possible lovers like it’s your job or something. It’s not your fault you’re the only one who seems to want to tell it like it is! Thou shalt never get confused. […] More

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    Curly Hair Confessional: The Good, the Bad and the Frizzy

    You’re gifted, you know it. It is a honor, a huge honor, that strangers, friends, foes, distant family members, feel compelled to reach out and tug on each curl, testing the level of recoil and how much pain your scalp can handle. They quietly approach you from behind, plunge both of their hands through your […] More

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    An Ode to the Over-Worked and Under-Paid

        You’ve been swinging late nights at this damn restaurant for too long, stocking shelves at the Urban Outfitters that finally opened and probably singing and strumming on a dimly lit stage too – the antiquated concept of being overworked and underpaid is most recently your closest friend. The two realities typically…no…they now ALWAYS […] More

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    An Ode to the Casual Fling

    Is there a self-help book for serious relationships? Or at least someone to explain to me why I’m so damn uninterested in them? I’d rather swing a double shift serving beer than have a guy take me to dinner. Ryan Gosling could bang down my door, James Franco trailing right behind him ready to whisk […] More

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    10 Commandments of Getting over a Hangover

    Whether you remember last night or not, odds are, you feel like shit. There are many roads to recovery, some methods more scientific than others but these, these are fool proof. Thou shalt delete all text messages. Can you handle the thought of your ex? Your one-night-stand gone wrong last month? Have you considered your […] More