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    18 Things That Happen When You’re the Third Wheel

    The only thing better than being totally and completely single is being totally and completely single when all of your friends are in long-term relationships. Fun, right?! Now there’s nothing wrong with rocking the single life… but it can be a tad hard to do your solo thing when you’re hanging out with a pair […] More

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    An Open Letter to My Friend’s New Boyfriend

    Hello. First of all, congratulations! If you’re reading this, it means that my beautiful, intelligent friend has chosen YOU to be her very own boyfriend. You should be VERY happy about this, because she’s wonderful and kind. I’m her friend. And guess what, I don’t have to be wonderful or kind (not to you, anyway).  […] More

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    17 Signs You’re a Functional Daydreamer

    You’re not a total ditz, but you do like to indulge in the occasional fantasy. Your head is in the clouds, your feet are firmly planted on the ground, and you’re an all-around functional daydreamer: When you see a cute guy on the bus, you still manage to get off at the right stop. But […] More

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    31 Signs You’ve Become Squidward

    As the magic of childhood wanes and the drudgery of the adult world begins to set in, you realize that you’re not the carefree sponge you used to be. Instead, you’ve become Squidward. The older you get, the more you understand Squidward’s anger: You’re not a morning person. Is it time already for you to […] More

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    10 Ways Only Children Love Differently

    Yes, we didn’t have any brothers or sisters growing up and no, that doesn’t make us spoiled, lonely monsters. We’re just normal people who are good at talking to grown-ups and bad at sharing. It does mean that we love a little differently, though: 1. We’re independent. Surprise! Yeah, we’re used to doing things on […] More

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    10 Real Reasons She's Dodging His Texts After Just One Date

    I prefer the term fade away or fizzling out to ghosting. But… you know that thing where you go on a dates and then one of the people just ceases communication in order to end things without having to be a grown up and talk about it?  Yeah, I’ve totally done that. Look, I have no […] More

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    Read This if You Don’t Have a Five Year Plan

    Where do I see myself in five years? Uh… celebrating the five year anniversary of you asking me this question? So maybe you know exactly what you want to do with your life… but you’re not quite sure how to start doing it. Or maybe you have no f*cking idea what you want to do, […] More

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    44 Things Only Your Best Friend Can Tell You

    A best friend is nothing if not honest. Sometimes brutally so. It is the holy duty of a best friend to be gentle but firm when judging your atrocious dating/fashion/life choices, and to be real when asking you for ridiculous favors that you wouldn’t do for anyone else. But you love your BFF more than anything in […] More

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    16 Pieces of Advice to Ignore

    There is a lot of advice out there for young people. And a lot of it contradicts itself. On the one hand there’s all of the “Be yourself! Follow your dreams! Blaze your own trail!” but then there’s also all of the “Be realistic! Suck it up! Get a degree in Econ!” It’s hard enough being […] More

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    37 Ways to Spot a Douchebag from a Mile Away

    You know how it goes. You think you’ve finally found The One—and then they go and do that one thing that screams DOUCHEBAG!  They chew with their mouth open. They don’t tip waiters. Big deal breaker. Or they’re just plain rude to waiters. They just keep bringing up their ex. They’re a VERY toothy kisser. They recite two or more […] More

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    11 Things to Know Before Dating the Ambitious Girl

    She’s got goals, and she’s not afraid to fight for them. This is not a girl who drags her feet or waits for instructions—she’s more of a don’t-ask-for-permission, ask-for-forgiveness kind of person. And if you’re lucky enough to land yourself an ambitious girl, there are a few things you should know: 1. She knows what she wants. […] More

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    Technology Isn’t Really Destroying Our Lives

    We’ve all heard the moral panic: texting is ruining language! Tinder has destroyed modern love!! Facebook has KILLED FRIENDSHIP AS WE KNOW IT. And yes—I’ll admit that I get annoyed when brunch is interrupted by constant Instagramming. I don’t especially like seeing beautiful women in my ex’s new profile pic. And yeah, Tinder isn’t my […] More

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