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    By All Means, Tell Me Your Life Story, I'm Dying To Hear It

    Let’s get one thing straight. If you’re passionate about life in general, helping others, creating, loving, really into the world at large then by all means, tell me all about it. Except if you brew homemade root beer…then save that one for yourself. My god, when did we get so conceited? Anyone see the recent, […] More

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    We Were Never Real Friends, I Was Only Your Acquaintance Of Convenience

    It’s not those we date who hurt us the most, but our friends. Or more accurately, our almost friends. Like…I only wanted to talk to you. See you from time to time. Share some stories and enjoy some laughs together.  Who are you that you’re so busy you can’t sit down for brunch with me?  […] More

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    10 Things Your Bartender Needs You To Know Before Your Next Night Out

    Maybe you haven’t gone out in awhile, and tonight’s the night you need to cut loose. Or maybe you’ve had a real rough week at work, or maybe this is just your typical Friday routine… Whatever the case, you should realise your bartender isn’t in the same boat as you. To them, this is their […] More

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    I've Changed, So You Must Accept Who I Am Now

    You weren’t there. You don’t know how it’s been, what I’ve been through. How I’ve handled things. You haven’t seen me grow, progress. You didn’t witness my transformation. You were gone, and now I’m a whole new me.  Quite frankly, I can’t pin point when exactly I changed. At what juncture, I moved forward.  Maybe […] More

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    If You're Willing to Walk out of My Life So Easily, Then Boy Bye

    For a minute there, I blamed myself… …but only for a minute. I mean, I clearly did something to tick you off. Why else would you want to leave? And then, I got to thinking, it’s really not my loss, is it? If you’re ready to shut the door on us, why should I stop […] More

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    Dear Boomers It's Not Fruitless If The Spending Makes Us Happy

    I think millennials get a bad rap. We’re described as spoiled and lazy, and baby boomers simply cannot fathom why we can’t get our shit together. Here’s a news flash boomers: our shit is not together because of this shit economy we’re in. And rather than dwell on the sad fact that many of us […] More

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    As Much As It Hurts to Admit, We're Just Not Right For Each Other

    I don't want to change you. I see you. I know you.  Your personality is as unique as a well-curated work of art, and as such, I can appreciate your beauty. However, like a sculpture trimmed to perfection, I can see you're a finished piece. The clay has dried and no amount of meddling I […] More

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    When I Walked Away, My Heart Was Hoping You Would Stop Me

    In my past relationships, I’ve come to see a pattern…and although I realize this pattern isn’t necessarily healthy, I am reluctant to change. I jump ship before the other person has a chance to leave me. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t leave a relationship easily. I leave only when I know that there is […] More

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    If You Think You Can Walk All Over Me, You're Dead Wrong

    I have given myself away too easily in the past. I have sacrificed, made excuses for, and turned a blind eye. I have shut down my inner voice and told myself to let this one thing slide…and that other thing…and that one, too. He didn’t mean to hurt me. He didn’t know how his actions […] More

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    This Is What It Actually Means When Your Ex Says “You Look Different”

    We've all had that moment when upon seeing an old flame again in the first time in months, all he can manage to say rather lamely is that, "You look different." Whether his comment catches you by surprise or no, you may have some confusion as to what he's actually telling you. It's not as […] More

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    This Is Why You Should Date the Guy with a Little Extra Meat on His Bones

    I have this working theory. By working I mean, I am stubbornly dead set behind this idea, and no one and nothing can tell me otherwise. Men who pack on a little extra weight? Hell yeah, they’re better in the bedroom. Take that GQ. Don’t agree? Sleep with a hard rocking body, then a slightly less […] More

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