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21 Things to Know Before Dating a Girl Who Drinks Tequila

Tequila is one of those drinks where you either love it or you don’t—there’s no in between. And everyone knows the party doesn’t start until someone pops that Patron bottle.

And if you’re dating the girl who brought the bottle, get ready to always have the life of the party by your side.

  1. We don’t chase our tequila, so we won’t chase you either.
  2. We’re straight up, just like our shots…
  3. …So honesty is always the way to go with us.
  4. You’ll never have to ask what we want to drink.
  5. We’ll take a shot, a tequila sprite, a tequila sunrise, or all of the above.
  6. We will always want to dance.
  7. Just maybe try to keep us off raised surfaces.
  8. Since tequila is an “upper” we won’t be overly emotional when we’re drinking.
  9. We can hold our own with our alcohol and in our relationships.
  10. And our ideal partner is someone who can keep up with us.
  11. We know the difference between good tequila and quality tequila.
  12. And we will try to teach you the difference.
  13. But we’ll keep the limes and salt handy just in case you need it.
  14. We know a shot of tequila cures everything from an upset stomach to a bad day at work to a broken heart.
  15. Which is why Jose will always be our number one guy.
  16. Don’t take it too personally, we still love you.
  17. Tequila makes the best alcohol coat, so we won’t need your jacket when we go out in the cold.
  18. We know people respect a girl who can toss back tequila.
  19. And we love being that girl.
  20. Tequila doesn’t make our clothes fall off.
  21. …Ok it helps, but that supposed to be your job.

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