Let’s get real, if you don’t get a little lesbo with your BFF, are you guys really BFFS?
- You’ll always pretend to be each other’s lesbian lovers to avoid talking to some fuckboy at the bar.
- That awkward moment when you and your best friend act more like a couple than you and your boyfriend do.
- Like when she cries when you cry and when you realize that you can probably live without men but definitely not without her.
- You and your BFF speak 5 languages: horny, hungry, hangry, drunk and annoying.
- Encouraging each other’s hoe activities.
- Showing more love on her Insta pics than any guy.
- Napping together.
- Thinking like, “Why can’t you just have a dick?
- Your friendship promises: "As your best friend, I swear to still love you no matter how much of a horrific, raging sugar tits bitch that you can be."
- Getting all whiny and clingy when she doesn't respond to your text...
- And definitely not having any shame whatsoever about sending like 16 messages in a row.
- When she makes plans with someone else you’re all like, You’re not allowed to be busy you’re my only friend.
- Promising each other that when you’re both old and your husbands have died, you’ll move in with each other so you can drink daily, complain about your new young BF’s and keep each other company.
- When your BFF gets a new friend you're all like, "back off Felicia...she's mine."
- Seeing each other nakey.
- Sending each other nakey selfies being all like, "Is this cute enough to send to him?"
- Your convos go from “look at those cute shoes�? to “do you actually like anal?"
- Knowing each other so well that if you ever make mad fucked up typos, she still understands.
- Not being able to stay mad at each other for longer than a day cause you got gossip to tell.
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