It's crazy how when you are in the deepest moment of sex how your mind can still think funny or insane thoughts. Girls are just good multi-taskers I guess, cause men never really even notice that we aren't fully into it.
Lets face it, every girl can check more than half (if not all) of these 32 thoughts off:
1. Alright, lets make this fast. Got shit to do and people to see.
2. Oh crap, we're keeping the lights on?
3. How much eye contact are we talking here?
4. I'm gonna nap so freaking hard after this.
5. Why do my boobs fall to my armpits when I lie down?
6. I wonder if my boyfriend is also wondering why they do that.
7. Why does he look like he's ipain?
8. I really need to go to the gym..
9. Speaking of the gym.. pepperoni pizza sounds real good right now.
10. Ow.. Slow doooown.
11. Does my stomach look flatter in this position?
12. No!! Don’t switch positions again.
13. It's sooo cold in here, put the blanket over us!
14. I really need to fart, oh God.
15. Is it wrong that I want to check my phone right now?
16. Oh my god it is like a freaking sauna in here..
17. How am I still have tan lines from last years bathing suit??
18. Don't prop my legs up!! I HAVEN'T SHAVED IN WEEKS!
19. How the hell do you sensually remove a stray hair in your mouth?
20. Wow, I am really wet this time...
21. Whelp, that's gonna leave a stain.
22. Fuck, we're out of laundry detergent.
23. Ouch! that spank actually hurt!
24. Fuck it, I can tough it out
25. Fuck, I didn't set my freaking alarm.
26. I hope my ass looks good back there!
27. Oh god I'm so thirsty
28. Has he been working out?
29. Aaaaannnndddd that was a queef...I don't think he noticed
30. Maybe if I move my leg to the......oh fuck yes RIGHT THERE
31. My eyeliner is probably all over my face.
32. It's over?
If you have a vagina and have never thought about any of those during sex, then you are one of a kind. It is highly unlikely that you just think of your man and how hot he looks, or his penis size the entire time.
It's time to be honest with yourself...he's not the main attraction. Your thoughts are.