When it comes to dating we look for someone who meshes well with our personalities over all, I mean a cute butt helps too, but mainly we want someone we can spend hours with doing absolutely nothing. But sometimes, no matter how much we like the guy, our personalities just don’t mesh. And that’s where our zodiac signs come into play. Every zodiac has that one thing that sends red flags waving like crazy in their minds, telling us “he is not ‘the one’.” If you’ve ever dated the wrong guy, you know this allllll too well.
(March 21st to April 19th)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when you feel restricted by him. You’re not the type to sit and watch Netflix all day. Your life revolves around finding new brunch places, going midnight bowling spontaneously, and trying everything once. That’s why you need a guy who’s willing to throw a pair of pants on at any time of the day, jump up, and go on an adventure with you. But when your guy would rather do, well, nothing, you start to lose your patience. You’ll realize it when you find yourself feeling antsy and restless, on the verge of just leaving him at home and running off and doing your own thing. Boy, byeeee.
(April 20th to May 21st)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when you notice how annoyingly lazy he is. And I mean lazy in every sense of the of the word, not just physically lazy but emotionally as well. You hate when you’re dating a guy and all he wants to do is play video games and doesn’t know how to pick up after himself. But what’s worse is when you are craving just the slightest bit of emotional support, and he doesn't know how to give it to you. You need a guy who will spring up from the couch and run errands with you, a guy who will throw around ideas of what you can do this Saturday when the weather's going to be perfect, a guy who knows you had a bad day and surprises you with your favorite dinner. You know you’re with the wrong guy when he doesn’t even try to show you he knows you on a deeper level than anyone else. A lazy guy is your worst nightmare.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when you notice you’re always explaining your jokes to him. Your quick wit is something to be appreciated not explained. It drives you out of your mind to be with a guy who can’t keep up with you. And no matter how much he means to you, you know it would be a long ass life spending it with someone you’d have to explain every tastefully sarcastic joke you made. You express yourself through your humor and allow it to bleed into almost every aspect of your life. So once you begin to edit it out of your relationship, you’re no longer being true to who you really are– and that’s not what you’re about. Good luck letting him down easy, you’ll probably have to explain yourself 110x before he actually gets the message.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when he tells you too much, too soon. You’re so used to living your life with a heavily guarded heart that when you meet a guy with absolutely no walls, it sort of turns you off. You like the challenge of getting to know someone, deep down you want someone to work to get to know you to the fullest, so when his entire life history is handed to you on a gold platter, you’re less likely to accept. In fact, it makes you uncomfortable being around someone who’s so open and vulnerable. It scares you a bit to think he might be judging you for not being like that. So once you learn all of his ins-and-outs on the first date, he won’t be getting a call back. Sorry, NEXT!
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when you start to feel too challenged by him. You’re the type of person that everyone likes, it’s actually hard to find a reason to not like you. You’re a natural born leader, and quite frankly the best at it, so when someone tries to knock you off your throne you start to get flustered. You need a guy who will have your back and support your decisions, not try and undermine your empire. Once he starts giving you overbearing advice on your career moves, how to handle your friendships, and family situation you begin to lose almost all attraction to him. You’re strong willed AF and any guy who can’t come to terms with that is most definitely the wrong guy.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when you notice he’s a bit… sloppy. And not just in a household way. He’s sloppy about his entire life it seems. You’re intelligent, the type to have a five year plan that you work towards each day, and your attention to detail cannot be beat. So when you’re with a guy who can’t even make a simple plan for the weekend, you start to want to pull your hair out. You realize you’re not with your ‘one’ when you notice he lives his life day by day, going “with the flow,” and never really making any money moves that could better his future career or self. “When you start being successful at something, call me back.” – Bethenny Frankel.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when he asks for too much attention. You’re a free spirit, in fact you crave being left alone to do your own thing and when it comes to relationships, you need someone who understands that. If you want to spend a rainy Saturday locked in your apartment with a good book and a bowl of ramen, then your guy needs to know he can’t blow up your phone all day. You get so turned off by a guy who’s constantly trying to see you, talk to you, and gets pissy if you don’t send him a goodmorning and goodnight text. This whole “puppy love,” “can’t get enough of each other” isn’t your thing.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when you start to pick your cuticles when you’re out with him. You need a guy who fascinates you on a deeper level than anyone else, a guy you can’t take your eyes or mind off no matter how hard you try. And while this guy might mean a lot to you, the minute your mind starts drifting while he’s talking, it’ll hit you– he’s the wrong guy. You’re a very complex being and need someone with the same secretive yet magnetic quality you walk around with, not some vanilla guy talking about the kind of dog he saw yesterday. Yawn.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when he can’t quite speak his mind as easily as you had wished. You’re very open and honest, you have absolutely no issue telling someone they’re pissing you off or that they smell bad. But don’t get it wrong, you have a heart– you don’t say it to upset them, you just know how to put yourself first and take care of your own needs. So when you’re dating a guy who 1. Can’t tell you straight up how he’s feeling without overthinking it for 2 hours before coming to you and 2. Gets offended when you give him your honest opinion on things, you start to lose your sanity. You pride yourself on your ability of being true to yourself and unfiltered, so you need a guy who can do the same. And when he can’t? See ya, dude.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when you begin to feel suffocated by him. You know he has a heart of gold and only wants to spend time with you, but your gut is telling you he needs to back the fuck off. You’re very much the independent type, so if you have a night planned with your girls and suddenly your boyfriend assumes he’s invited… you start to sweat. You need your alone time to unwind and recenter yourself after spending so much time with anyone, but when it becomes a pattern in your relationship that’s how you know you’re with the wrong guy. Sorry guy, you need some space.
(January 21st to February 18th)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when he becomes a little too spontaneous. You’re a woman who loves a good plan. If you have a day off you want to have your day planned to the T so you can make the most of it. You can take a surprise every now and then, but only within reason. So when your guy tries to be “cute” and surprise you all the time, you get a little impatient. And when your guy says, “let’s go do something!” and you say, “Okay like what?” and he says, “I don’t know,” you lose your shit. You crave having reservations, knowing how you’re getting there and especially how you’re getting home. Spontaneity is fun, but you need a guy who loves plans and schedules as much as you do.
(February 19th to March 20th)
The moment you realize you’re with the wrong guy is when they become completely caught up on something you would’ve let go of like yesterday. You’re a very ‘go with the flow’ type of person, you don’t allow yourself to get caught up on petty bullshit and you certainly don’t hold grudges. So when your guy becomes completely distraught with something that, to you, seems so miniscule, you lose your patience. You can’t fathom why he still cares so much and the fact that he can’t stop talking about it drives you bat shit crazy. You need a guy who rolls with the punches and knows that no matter what, everything will be okay. You can’t be laid back enough for the both of you…
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