Is there anything more frustrating than clicking through Netflix for what feels like hours, trying to find the perfect show to watch and there’s literally… nothing? It’s like we’re paying $10 a month just to scroll through hundreds of movies, TV shows, and documentaries that definitely suck, only to end up watching ‘The Office’ for the millionth time. What you might not realize is, Netflix does have the perfect thing for you to watch and it actually has a lot to do with your zodiac sign. So here it is, the next Netflix documentary you should watch based on your zodiac.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
As one of the most intelligent signs, you tend to get bored easily if what you’re watching doesn’t teach you something or strike a nerve with you. You’re the type who’s most likely at a happy hour with your friends, so the fact that you’ve decided to stay home and watch something means business. That’s why your documentary is Gaga: Five Foot Two.
You love learning more about people, especially famous ones, and this documentary dives deep into who Lady Gaga is and what she does behind closed doors. And believe me, you won’t even want to get up to pee that’s how invested you’ll be.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
You are one of the good ones, Pisces. You’re the type who’s always there to lend a hand, who’s #1 priority is helping other people and making sure everyone around you is happy. And because of your truly empathetic nature, you tend to get upset quite easily. Little things get to you and stay with you for longer than most people, which is why you need an easy documentary to watch. The next Netflix documentary for you to watch is Virunga.
This heartwarming documentary about people who go to extraordinary lengths to protect the world’s last remaining mountain gorillas is right up your alley. You’ll be smiling about this sweet documentary for days to come.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Aries, Aries, Aries… the most stubborn and low key aggressive of all the signs. You’re a tough cookie, so your taste in shows and movies has to follow suit. Since you have a very passionate heart, you are always defending people to the death, especially the ones you love. You’re so easily riled up and because of that you need a documentary that’ll get you seriously thinking. That’s why the documentary you need to watch next is A Thin Blue Line.
This movie will mean a lot to you because it isn’t just another documentary, it actually got an innocent man out of prison.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
As the sign with the biggest heart, you find yourself always seeing the beauty in the little things and little moments. You’re reliable, practical, and care a lot about the world you live in. You’re always looking for shows to watch that’ll open your eyes to new things, teach you something, or enlighten you. That’s why the documentary you should watch is Planet Earth: The Complete Collection.
This is a multi-part series, so you have yourself a long road of binging ahead of you. But it is exactly what you need. You’ll fall in love with all the animals and landscapes and learn a lot about the world you’re living in.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
Nothing gets past you, Gemini. You’re quick-witted to a fault, like literally, you have something sharp to say about everything. That’s why any movie that’s less than attention grabbing isn’t gonna make the cut for you. You need something fast-paced and hella interesting or you’ll just be on your phone the whole time, chuckling at memes and sending them to your friends. The next Netflix documentary you need to watch is Gray State.
This shocking documentary is right up your alley because it brings you into the world of a filmmaker whose death, along with the death of his wife and daughter, spark up a conspiracy theory that will seriously get you thinking. You’ll be telling everyone to watch this one.
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
As one of the most deeply intuitive and sentimental signs, you’re always looking for a show or movie that’ll awaken something deep in you. You love plot twists and surprises because you’re a complex thinker. You like to be challenged and taken off guard, only to bring yourself back on your two feet by allowing yourself to see the whole picture. That’s why the next Netflix documentary you should watch is Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey (2011).
Believe me, it’s not what you think. This documentary isn’t just about the childhood icon of Elmo, it’s about the third puppeteer who performed as Elmo on Sesame Street and some not so G-rated things he was accused of.
Leo (July 23 to August 22)
You are the warmest, sweetest sign of them all. What sets you aside from everyone else is how much you love the limelight and to know you’re loved and admired. But not in a selfish way because you’re never short on making sure everyone in your life knows they’re treasured. There’s something about making other people happy that just fills you with so much joy. That’s why when it comes to shows and movies you watch, you go for the light-hearted type. You love to laugh and want to watch something funny, that way when you tell other people about it, you can make them laugh, too. That’s why the next Netflix documentary you should watch is Living On One Dollar.
This light-hearted, uplifting documentary will leave you smiling at how humanity can really surprise you sometimes. It follows a group of friends who move to Guatemala to live as villagers do who are down in their wages. You’ll be beyond inspired by this documentary, I promise you.
Virgo (August 23 to September 22)
You are smart but extremely modest, well read, and you are meticulous, attention to detail is one of your super powers. Learning new things is a hobby of yours, that’s why you go for educational entertainment when watching TV, otherwise you’d just be caught with a book in your hand. So, when it comes to the documentaries you watch, you’re either 100% into it or 0% into it and finding just the right one can be a long process. That’s why the next Netflix documentary you should watch is Hitler– A Career.
You’ll love how deep into detail this documentary goes on the rise and transformation of Hitler. There are video clips in this that will give you a completely new understanding of who Hitler was and just how powerfully persuasive he was.
Libra (September 23 to October 22)
You moody Judy, Libra. You are the sign who can be so peaceful and loving, then at the flip of a switch be aloof and completely shut down. But hey, that’s not always a bad thing. You have this undeniable ability to separate yourself completely from things that could potentially hurt you. It’s the ultimate defense mechanism. Because of this tough heart you have, you need a documentary that gives you the chills. Something that’ll leave you thinking about it for days to come. That’s why the documentary you need to watch is Aileen: The Life and Death of a Serial Killer.
This documentary is sure to knock you off your feet. It’s about a highway prostitute who was convicted of killing six men in Florida between 1989 and 1990 and this woman will literally haunt your dreams.
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
If there’s one sign that everyone knows the personality traits for… it’s you, Scorpio. You’re intense, passionate, have a huge heart, can be pretty brutal when need be, and needless to say loves sex. That’s why when it comes to your movies, you need something that’ll shock you a little. You’ve seen it all and have a very ‘been there, done that’ attitude to life because you have lived one hell of a life thus far. So, the next documentary you need to watch is Hot Girls Wanted.
This unsettling documentary will have you thinking wtf for longer than you’d even imagine. It highlights “amatuer” porn and all the young girls exploited by it. Believe me, if you haven’t already seen it, you need to go put it on… like now.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
You’re curious, energetic and one of the biggest travelers of all the signs. You crave adventure from the deepest parts of your soul, it’s almost written in your DNA that each day needs to hold some sort of excitement. When it comes to watching documentaries… you sorta struggle with sitting still for that long. And if it doesn’t interest you to your core, you’ll end up pausing it and going to meet up with your friends for happy hour. That’s why the next Netflix documentary you should watch is Amanda Knox.
This is the type of documentary that truly gets you thinking. Did she do it or did someone else and she’s just getting the heat for it? A traveler like yourself will easily put yourself in her shoes: living abroad, meeting new people, insert murder and of course they’re going to blame the foreigner! You’re not going to be able to look away.
Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
You stubborn, indecision, good intentioned thing. It’s incredibly hard for you to pick just one documentary because you want to give all the documentaries a fair shot. But at the same time, you’re controlled and conscientious so if you get half way through a documentary and it stinks, you’d rather die than watch the rest of it. You need something with a strong plot line to keep you interested, otherwise it’ll end up on the list of half-watched documentaries you’ve suffered through. That’s why the next Netflix documentary you should watch is Audrie & Daisy.
This is the type of documentary where you’ll cry, you’ll laugh, and you’ll end up telling all your friends to watch it, so you can talk about it. The situations in the documentary are so far out of the girls’ control that it’ll drive you crazy, but only because you’ll be so invested in it.
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