Here is another excuse to get drunk and be lazy, two of the most underrated activities:
Brew a cup of coffee with Baileys if you're awoken to the sound of raindrops falling outside your window.
Take a drink every time you lose the remote.
Take a shot every time you or someone you live with utters the word "It's bad out there." or starts quoting the "rain rain go away song." Text messages count!
If it's raining in the movie you're watching take a double shot.
Look at your Instagram every hour. For every celebrity posting about rain take a shot, for every person you know posting about rain take a sip.
If you look outside and don't feel like jumping in puddles, take a drink.
If your animals become extra snuggly, take a sip, then take a picture because cute.
Take a drink if you think about being productive then don't.
For every productive task you complete, take a shot.
Take a sip everytime you get up to pee. It's a never ending cycle.
Take a shot if can't find anything to watch on TV.
Take two quick sips every time you make a random google search because of something that popped in your head.
Every time someone in your house looks outside, take a sip.
If you fall asleep when you wake up and take a shot, what are you doing?!
If you forget what time it is, think about what time you think it is in your head, take a shot for every hour you're off.
Take a sip every time you depressingly think about animals stuck in the rain.
Take two sips every time your foot falls asleep
If someone tries to make plans with you and actually expects you to get out in the rain, Take a double shot and tell them "Hell no."
If you managed to go outside take a huge sip of your drink, if you didn't still do. Who cares?
Finish your drink if it's the end of the day and it's still raining.
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