SPOILER ALERT. This article may contain spoilers from the Supernatural series.
If you haven't gotten so into Supernatural that you find yourself literally on the look out for demons and genies, do you even watch it?
What if dad's not on a hunting trip… he's playing an epic size game of hide and seek.
I guess I should stock up on salt.
Okay, so the worst way someone can die is being thrown to the ceiling and set on fire.
Correction, worst way to die is by hellhound.
So cannibalism turns you into a monster in more than one sense of the word… got it.
This is why we don't summon spirits, you idiots. They may end up killing you.
Let's hope no one that's ever touched me is using my face to commit murder.
As long as I can trick a reaper I can live a really long time.
Don't trust blondes you meet at the bus station… they could be a demon trying to kill your father.
If enough people believe in an evil thing, the evil thing becomes real...
I should start a petition to stop believing in spiders, who's with me?!
I knew clowns were evil!
So… not all vampires are evil and should have their heads cut off? Are you sure about this…
I hope people learned from their mistakes and salted and burned the rest of the serial killers.
Don't be tricked by crossroad demons. They just want your soul.
Imaginary friends may actually be demons… I wonder if mine was.
Genies are actually assholes that kill people… that's nice.
Yellow-eyed demons are the worst kind.
Apparently they think a live version of the Hunger Games is the best way to choose a leader for the demons.
NEVER let someone open a Devil's gate… I wonder where they're located.
The deadly sins are actually demons… we're all screwed.
Do not touch a rabbit's foot.
Not all demons are evil... who woulda thunk it?
Now they have to worry about being turned into a vampire and not just being drugged… this world is so safe for women (note the sarcasm).
Ugh I need a Bobby in my life.
The GhostFacers are idiots that should definitely quit their day job.
So, demons disguised as children have to be the worst.
Or at least the most creepy.
Dead doesn't actually mean dead, especially if your last name is Winchester.
You can be pulled out of hell if you're valuable enough.
Yellow Fever isn't fun but is absolutely hilarious… I hope one of my friends catches this.
Angels are such assholes!
To Do List: Look for a book written about your life.
So Lucifer doesn't run hell.
The Devil is trapped in a box?
I would never agree to be a vessel for an angel.
Archangels are douchebags.
Lucifer is just a brother scorned.
Scratch that, he's just a guy with major daddy issues.
How clueless could an angel be?
Apparently, extremely clueless is the answer.
Okay Lucifer is kinda growing on me.
Does that make me a Satanist??
If he'd stop trying to take over Sam and kill Dean, he could possibly be a favorite.
This is what peace is. Angels and demons and humans all working together.
Where in the blue sky is God?
What do you mean Heaven is a type of prison?
The King of Hell? I think we'd be friends.
I wonder how many lives I have.
Or we're the Winchesters the only one given extra?
Soulless Sam is hot.
And I mean more so than Sam with a soul.
Do you think people would find it weird if I drew a Devil's trap in my house just to be safe?
I could hide it under a rug so no one would ever know.
But how do I hide all of the salt by the doors and windows?
Is it socially acceptable to call the devil Lucy?
As much as Lucy is growing on me, Crowley still needs to be King of Hell.
Dean with Cain's mark is unbelievably hot.
I'm starting to see a pattern...Maybe I'm just into bad boys.
I wish my family business was hunting.
- Nevermind, I just wish Sam and Dean were real...
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