You're stuck with this. Forever and always and all that bullshit. I may be a tiny bit crazy.. borderline insane but at least I keep things interesting.
So I won't apologize for my antics but I will thank you for putting up with all of it.
1. The singing in the shower.
2. Annnnnd the car,
3. And the living room,
4. and the bedroom...
5. yes, even on the toilet.
6. The constant foreign accents.
7. The random dry-humping during inappropriate times.
8. The ugly faces I make...
9. And the the ugly snapchats.
10. The booty smacks.
11. The endearing names I call you, like Honey Bunches of Oats.
12. The made-up words.
13. The grocery store cart rides.
14. The drunken nude. No need to say more.
15. The socks that never match.
16. The car ride dance parties.
17. The "trying to be cool" rapping.
18. All of the sexual innuendos.
19. Like, master debater.
12. Or cunning linguist.
But hey, I'm yours and you're mine and we're perfect for each other.
What you're favorite thing you do that makes you a tiny bit crazy?
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