If you watched 90210 you know that Naomi Clark was your typical rich girl who’s borderline offensive at times, but always tells it like it is. To put it simply, she’s a savage. Her lines were brutally honest and relatable on so many levels that she’s become our ultimate spirit animal.
I mean, she even describes herself like a true badass: “[I’m] an airhead, a clotheshorse, occasional bitch. But I am not a quitter.” She’s our everyday inspiration to be a little sassy and a lotta classy. And the thing about Naomi Clark is she’s a lot deeper than she lets on, because gradually as the show goes on she reveals she’s actually a lot more complex than we thought. But we love her because of her undeniably relatable one liners.
1. 'If I sleep on wet hair, it's a crap fiesta in the morning."
2. "What can I do that doesn't involve breaking a nail or a sweat?"
3. "Hey remember yesterday when you were not a dick for like 5 minutes? Can we do more of that?"
4." Who needs water when we have margaritas?"
5. "Oh my God, can I just tell you how nice it is not to have anything on my schedule for a change!"
6. "I suddenly feel like myself again. The best version of myself."
7. "Of course it was nice. It's called rebound sex."
8. "The only thing that bothers me is hearing the word 'parents' in bed."
9. "I just wanted someone to share a bond with me that we couldn't walk away from."
10."I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present."
All hail, Naomi Clark.
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