Twentysomethings have some pretty low points that may or may not resemble your favorite horror movies. In this month of October, we are surrounded by some spooky and terrifying visions. However, some of these visions may just be our own everyday experiences. We might just find some of these scenes looking a little too familiar to how your living.
1. You getting out of bed on a Monday = The scene in The Ring where the girl climbs out of the TV.
The girl in the ring is one hot mess, with her stringy hair and immense bags under her eyes. Well, that’s basically us and all twenty-somethings every Monday morning. We crawl out of bed, hair messy, and tired - just as creepy as the “seven days” girl.
2. Your time of the month = The opening scene in Carrie.
We all know that when that time of the month comes around, we are basically a nightmare. We also all know the feeling of randomly getting mother nature’s gift at night or sneezing and getting that awful surprise. Like our girl Carrie, we also freak the f*ck out every damn time.
3. You trying to decorate = The scene in The Shining where Jack Nicholson axes down the door.
Every single time we try to put together an Ikea bed or redecorate at all, it is such an annoyance to the point that we just want to break everything. I have personally thrown Ikea wood pieces because, no matter the level of education I have, those directions do not make sense.
4. You encountering your crazy ex = The scene in Fatal Attraction where she pops out the tub.
We all the know feeling of the ex that will just not go away. They text us consistently trying to remain on our mind or they never stop favoriting tweets or statuses. The cray cray ex needs to go away and stay away. And stay out of our bathtub.
5. You doing anything outside = Every damn scene in The Birds.
They poop on us, our cars, and every belonging we have. Birds are by far the worst animal in the animal kingdom. Not only do they pop out of nowhere, but even when we shoo them, they will never fly away. Pigeons can also remember your face. THEY CAN REMEMBER YOUR FACE!
6. You trying to pet a nice dog = The car scene in Cujo.
Speaking of animals, we have all had that one bad dog experience. Yeah, dogs are beautiful, warm, and loving... until you take their food away. Then they’ll basically try to eat you. Good doggy, good doggy.
7. You trying to drink away being awkward = The vom scene in The Exorcist.
Never do tequila shots again. Just don’t do it. We definitely think that mixing all the liquor at the club will make us the greatest dancers ever and we’ll have so much confidence. This is just up until you lay down and the room starts making a giant spin. Then it’s all over.
8. You trying to cover up a zit = The first scene with the clown in IT.
Every old time carnival or circus we ever go to, there they are. The clowns. Nothing and I repeat nothing is more terrifying that a clown. But we all remember the middle school days of wearing so much foundation that we looked like those horrifying clowns. We know it was just a phase, but sometimes we get the urge to pile it all on. NO.
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