There are so many standards and "lady like" things society insists that women must do. Despite that, there are so many wonderful unclassy things women absolutely, secretly love to do.

1. Rock the hot grizzly bear look, instead of shaving sometimes.
2. Order in with Seamless instead of cooking dinner.
3. Of Course burp, fart... all that good stuff that "ladies don't do".
4. Dress down, and wear comfy clothes every once in a while.
5. Wear men's clothing. Nothing is better than stealing men’s sweatshirts, and t-shirts to wear on a Sunday morning in.
6. Peeing in places that aren't the toilet. I'm talking about those drunk nights on the way home and there is no bathroom in sight, and you gotta let loose. Or that hiking trip you snuck off to pee behind the tree.
7. Chug a beer down like it's nobody's business.
8. Complaining about periods, and cramp.
9. Waking up looking like a drunk raccoon that's been hit by a bus after, a long night because we didn't wash off our eye makeup, and simply crashed onto the bed too tired to shower, or care.
10. Sweating and not glistening.
11. Eating massive amounts of greasy, unhealthy foods when we had an all day appointment with the couch.
12. Making a mess when we eat the food. I'm referring to those ketchup stains you scrubbed off in the bathroom, and that piece of cheese you still don't know is on your face.
13. Not wear perfume every once in a while, and not tell him that the fragrance he's sniffing and complementing is actually just the mango smoothie you drank earlier still on your breath.
14. Pick out that wedgie, we all have tricks to discreetly get this done. Especially if you're one of the big booty girls, you know that all underwears become thongs once you start to walk.
15. Going bra less! Removing a bra is one of the most cathartic things in the world. It's amazing to remove that weight of padded sleek, and sharp underwire right off of your chest. Gotta let your girls breathe every once in a while.
16. Casual, no strings attached sex.
17. Sitting with our legs wide open, and man spreading when we get home.
18. Getting shit face wasted off of shots at the bar.
19. Not giving a fuck what we look like or what you think of us, and our bodies!
20. Cursing, because we motha fucking can!