Whether you’re single by choice or by force, you perceive couples differently from everyone else. Some girls love being single, and they could care less about finding a guy. Others are seeking companionship, and the sight of two people who have found it can strike a bitter chord.
If you’d rather be strolling around with someone to hold your hand, here are a few thoughts you might have when seeing that couple in public.
- Oh great, here they come. You guys must think you’re sooooo cuuuute.
- Ugh holding hands, strolling around town. Move, assholes. Not everyone has time to walk in slow motion.
- Seriously? Stop kissing her cheek. God. Get a room.
- Okay I’m never getting a boyfriend; those people have turned me off from all relationships.
- Oh god that’s disgusting. Stop kissing her cheek.
- Why is everyone in a relationship? There are too many couples on this sidewalk.
- Handholding should be a crime. Why should I have to dodge these obnoxious sidewalk-hogging assholes?
- What if I’m actually really repulsive and no one wants to hold my hand and kiss my cheek?
- Nah, I’m just too hot to handle.
- I just haven’t found a guy who’s worthy of my companionship.
- Why are all the good guys taken?
- Wow, I’m going to end up with a hundred cats and die alone.
- That really sucks, I hate cats.
- Maybe I could start a new trend and start hoarding dogs.
- Crazy dog lady… has a nice ring to it!
- God what am I saying? I can’t take care of that many dogs.
- I can barely take care of myself.
- I should find a chef. He’ll always cook for me.
- Actually, I really just want a boyfriend to pamper me and take care of me.
- He better not ask for anything.
- Wow I am so mad at my future husband right now. That jerk is probably walking around with some ho, completely ignoring me.
- Newsflash, you end up with me. Why hasn’t he found me yet? God he’s such a dummy.
- Okay, come on. They’re like the tenth couple I’ve seen today.
- I literally want to chop their hands off. Stop. Holding. Hands.
- Am I really the only single one left out of all my friends?
- What the hell? Okay but honestly, one of them is going to break up soon.
- Yeah, she’s been fighting with her guy for a while. I won’t have to suffer alone anymore!
- Okay screw boys. I need a beer.