We’ve all got Mary Poppins purses with loads of crap that we don’t even use on a daily basis, but what we’re really missing from our bags are a few of the most essential things a girl could ever have:
- Bobbypins: because the two things girls are always wondering is where their bruises come from, and where their bobby pins go.
- A wine key: sometimes a roadie beer just won’t do the trick.
- A microphone: for when your jam comes on.
- A fake engagement ring: to deflect that total creeper from hitting on you.
- A jar of nutella: you don’t ever question nutella.
- $10 bucks hidden in a side pocket: so that when you wake up in a rando’s apartment with an empty wallet, you can still eat a freaking bagel.
- Crazy glue: so you’ll never be that bitch limping on a broken heel.
- A snap back hat: to let your inner gangster out when Biggie comes on.
- A f*ckin’ bottle of hot sauce: because everything is better when it’s spicy. Like, everything.
- A lighter: literally. No one can ever find their lighter.
- A boxing glove: to fight off them crazy bitches.
- A bullet vibrator: it looks like lipstick at the bottom of your bag. So incognito.
- A nip of tequila and/or a half pint of jaeger: because you never know.
- Glitter: there are literally too many reasons to list why.
- A slice of pizza: hey babe, nobody’s gonna judge you when you drunk in the club.
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